Top Girlfriend Quotes

  • And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. – Mark Zero

    And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day.– Mark Zero

  • If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. – Stefan Molyneux

    If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.– Stefan Molyneux

  • Wife: a former girlfriend – Bangambiki Habyarimana

    Wife: a former girlfriend– Bangambiki Habyarimana

  • Love more than you loved your ex-girlfriend, if your present girlfriend feels your feeling then you will feel most happiest moment than your ex-gf. – Sudeb Gharami

    Love more than you loved your ex-girlfriend, if your present girlfriend feels your feeling then you will feel most happiest moment than your ex-gf.– Sudeb Gharami

  • Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. – Dorothy Allison

    Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.– Dorothy Allison

  • Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is). – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Girlfriend is injurious to health…!!! – MRehan Behleem

    Girlfriend is injurious to health…!!!– MRehan Behleem

  • You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! – John Green

    You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!– John Green