Top Joke Quotes
His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey.– A Ashley Straker
If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk.– Laura Kaye
My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly ????ed up when I start threatening to take a road trip.– Chris Gethard
If I’ll be funnier than this, I’ll become a joke.– Chandan Sharma
I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.– James Hauenstein
Elsa’s joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!– Jacqueline Wilson
For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.– Baltasar Gracin
Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity!– Rossana Condoleo
A joke is never a joke if it is at the expense of another person’s feelings– Heather Wolf