Top Joke Quotes

  • His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey. – A Ashley Straker

    His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey.– A Ashley Straker

  • If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk. – Laura Kaye

    If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk.– Laura Kaye

  • My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly ????ed up when I start threatening to take a road trip. – Chris Gethard

    My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly ????ed up when I start threatening to take a road trip.– Chris Gethard

  • If I’ll be funnier than this, I’ll become a joke. – Chandan Sharma

    If I’ll be funnier than this, I’ll become a joke.– Chandan Sharma

  • I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing. – James Hauenstein

    I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.– James Hauenstein

  • Elsa’s joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots! – Jacqueline Wilson

    Elsa’s joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!– Jacqueline Wilson

  • For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching. – Baltasar Gracin

    For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.– Baltasar Gracin

  • Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity! – Rossana Condoleo

    Never joke about the job of your friend. He/she feeds their family with it and it affects their dignity!– Rossana Condoleo

  • You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over agian? – Monika Ramzy

    You cant laugh at a joke agian and agian, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over agian?– Monika Ramzy

  • A joke is never a joke if it is at the expense of another person’s feelings – Heather Wolf

    A joke is never a joke if it is at the expense of another person’s feelings– Heather Wolf