Top Mama Quotes

  • We don’t lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. – Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama – Tanya Masse

    We don’t lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. – Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama– Tanya Masse

  • Mama says it’s just her nature. Some people are flowers, and some are thorns. – Jennifer Archer

    Mama says it’s just her nature. Some people are flowers, and some are thorns.– Jennifer Archer

  • despair all ye mortals,- he said in a voice of doom. -œthe mama approacheth – Lexi George

    despair all ye mortals,- he said in a voice of doom. -œthe mama approacheth– Lexi George

  • Mama says love is a sickness of the heart. Only the weak fall under its spell. – Katlyn Charlesworth

    Mama says love is a sickness of the heart. Only the weak fall under its spell.– Katlyn Charlesworth

  • Every once in life everyone has one time opportunity. So take your best shot or go to your mama and cry your ass off. – Revaz Eristavi

    Every once in life everyone has one time opportunity. So take your best shot or go to your mama and cry your ass off.– Revaz Eristavi

  • His mama beat him with an ugly stick so hard, it gone straight on till his soul. – Delia Sherman

    His mama beat him with an ugly stick so hard, it gone straight on till his soul.– Delia Sherman

  • Mama said there would be days like this.She never said it would be day after day,after day!~ Unknown – Candace Mumford

    Mama said there would be days like this.She never said it would be day after day,after day!~ Unknown– Candace Mumford

  • Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.– Oliver Oliver Reed