Top Mamas Quotes

  • Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Mamas are always crying about how one day they see you as a baby, and the next morning, they see you growed up. – Andrew Galasetti

    Mamas are always crying about how one day they see you as a baby, and the next morning, they see you growed up.– Andrew Galasetti