Top Monkey Quotes

  • I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as whose eyes, I suppose, would not. – Frederick Buechner

    I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as whose eyes, I suppose, would not.– Frederick Buechner

  • Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN – Frank Luntz

    Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN– Frank Luntz

  • Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. – Malcolm de Chazal

    Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.– Malcolm de Chazal

  • Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world. – Fakeer Ishavardas

    Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world.– Fakeer Ishavardas

  • An ant can’t make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist. – Mehmet Murat ildan

    An ant can’t make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist.– Mehmet Murat ildan

  • The textbook in question in the infamous Scope’s Monkey Trial was partially written by the Harvard educated white supremacist, Charles B. Davenport. – AE Samaan

    The textbook in question in the infamous Scope’s Monkey Trial was partially written by the Harvard educated white supremacist, Charles B. Davenport.– AE Samaan

  • The textbook in question in the infamous Scope’s Monkey Trial was partially written by the Harvard educated white supremacist, Charles B. Davenport.– AE Samaan

  • Go ???? a monkey, Ferro. I don’t have time for you or your fake sincerity. – HM Ward

    Go ???? a monkey, Ferro. I don’t have time for you or your fake sincerity.– HM Ward

  • A woman has to look good, but a man-”a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. – Meir Shalev

    A woman has to look good, but a man-”a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.– Meir Shalev

  • The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination. – Terence McKenna

    The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination.– Terence McKenna