Top Monkey Quotes

  • If you see that you are a bundle of memories and words, the restless monkey comes to an end. – Krishnamurti

    If you see that you are a bundle of memories and words, the restless monkey comes to an end.– Krishnamurti

  • Just as no monkey is as good-looking as the ugliest of humans, no academic is worthier than the worst of the creators – Nassim Nicholas Taleb

    Just as no monkey is as good-looking as the ugliest of humans, no academic is worthier than the worst of the creators– Nassim Nicholas Taleb

  • If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero. – Amit Kalantri

    If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero.– Amit Kalantri

  • I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man. – Shahla Khan

    I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man.– Shahla Khan

  • Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys’ piss. I like to get in the mood. – Peter Milligan

    Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys’ piss. I like to get in the mood.– Peter Milligan

  • A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. – Suzy Kassem

    A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.– Suzy Kassem

  • Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide? – Terry Pratchett

    Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?– Terry Pratchett

  • Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. – Chuck Palahniuk

    Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can. – Stephen King

    Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can.– Stephen King

  • It is horrible how people will use anything as a political monkey wrench and to hell with the country. (Julia Child to Avis DeVoto) – Joan Reardon

    It is horrible how people will use anything as a political monkey wrench and to hell with the country. (Julia Child to Avis DeVoto)– Joan Reardon