Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?
– Terry Pratchett
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- A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. – Dave Meurer
- A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin – Benny Bellamacina
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- I don’t know notes or octaves or the difference between sharp and flat, but I know music makes everything more. – Sarah Tomp
- Whatever Jesus lays His hands upon, lives. If He lays is hands upon a marriage, it lives. If He is allowed to lay His hands on the family, it lives. – Howard W Hunter
- My father spoke with his hands. He was deaf. His voice was in his hands. And his hands contained his memories. – Myron Uhlberg
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- Harry loves slimy things, hairy things, and creepy things. Harry loves anything horrible. I know — I’m his best friend Doug. – Suzy Kline
- By the hairy balls of Jesus – Hilary Mantel
- Yes, I’m a man and everyone knows men are great hairy beasts scarcely tamed by civilization-Jermyn, Duke of Northcliff to Amy, Princess Beaumontaigne – Christina Dodd
- Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable. – Diane Kelly
- The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man. – Hilaire Belloc
- Some werewolves are hairy on the inside. – Stephen King
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- I want to rip the rest of those ????ons open and climb him like a monkey in a banana tree. Oh God, what I would do with his banana… – Heather M Orgeron
- The ego is like a clever monkey, which can co-opt anything, even the most spiritual practices, so as to expand itself. (155) – JeanYves Leloup
- If you accept working for ‘peanuts’ don’t complain when you’re treated like a monkey. – Rob Liano
- It is horrible how people will use anything as a political monkey wrench and to hell with the country. (Julia Child to Avis DeVoto) – Joan Reardon
- Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can. – Stephen King
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- If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero. – Amit Kalantri
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- The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination. – Terence McKenna
- A woman has to look good, but a man-”a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. – Meir Shalev
- Go ???? a monkey, Ferro. I don’t have time for you or your fake sincerity. – HM Ward
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- An ant can’t make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist. – Mehmet Murat ildan
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- Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN – Frank Luntz
- I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as whose eyes, I suppose, would not. – Frederick Buechner