Top Nuts Quotes

  • Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli. – Charles Stross

    Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.– Charles Stross

  • Next time it’ll be your nuts. – Alexandra Bracken

    Next time it’ll be your nuts.– Alexandra Bracken

  • I might not have superpowers, but I know how to knee a guy in the nuts. – Tera Lynn Childs

    I might not have superpowers, but I know how to knee a guy in the nuts.– Tera Lynn Childs

  • People who’re nuts never doubt their own sanity. (The Killer’s Cousin) – Nancy Werlin

    People who’re nuts never doubt their own sanity. (The Killer’s Cousin)– Nancy Werlin

  • Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world. – Fakeer Ishavardas

    Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world.– Fakeer Ishavardas

  • As for the committable comment, all geniuses are nuts, Heather, my patients appreciate it. – BR May

    As for the committable comment, all geniuses are nuts, Heather, my patients appreciate it.– BR May

  • Do not ???? with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns. – Bill Maher

    Do not ???? with gun nuts because they are nuts about their guns.– Bill Maher

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing… – Redd Foxx

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing…– Redd Foxx

  • I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck

    I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.– John Steinbeck

  • One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. – Gena Showalter

    One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich.– Gena Showalter