Top Office Quotes

  • This isn’t fiction, the man says. This is the Post Office. – Ali Smith

    This isn’t fiction, the man says. This is the Post Office.– Ali Smith

  • I do not think that a man’s rise to power is necessarily the climax of his life or that his loss of office should be equated with his fall. – Isaac Deutscher

    I do not think that a man’s rise to power is necessarily the climax of his life or that his loss of office should be equated with his fall.– Isaac Deutscher

  • If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn’t I deserve an office? – Charlie Close

    If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn’t I deserve an office?– Charlie Close

  • Don’t forget to wish your husband good-morning when he sets off to the office. He will feel the lack of your good-bye kiss all day. – Blanche Eb

    Don’t forget to wish your husband good-morning when he sets off to the office. He will feel the lack of your good-bye kiss all day.– Blanche Eb

  • Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. – Al Capp

    Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. – Al Capp

  • I had the most boring office job in the world…I used to clean the windows on envelopes. – Rita Rudner

    I had the most boring office job in the world…I used to clean the windows on envelopes.– Rita Rudner

  • A Dandy is a clothes-wearing Man, a Man whose trade, office and existence consists in the wearing of clothes. – Thomas Carlyle

    A Dandy is a clothes-wearing Man, a Man whose trade, office and existence consists in the wearing of clothes.– Thomas Carlyle

  • Bigotry against any group should be disqualifying for high office. – Alan Dershowitz

    Bigotry against any group should be disqualifying for high office.– Alan Dershowitz

  • In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper. – Graydon Carter

    In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.– Graydon Carter

  • The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. – Will Rogers

    The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.– Will Rogers