Top Office Quotes

  • Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office. – Joseph Heller

    Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office.– Joseph Heller

  • – Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?- I work occasionally. It’s just that the BJs are much more exciting. – GA Hauser

    – Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?- I work occasionally. It’s just that the BJs are much more exciting.– GA Hauser

  • I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. – Wallace Wang

    I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.– Wallace Wang