Top Pizza Quotes

  • I gave up drinking coffee for you. I swapped pizza for produce, and this is what I get in return? – Barbara Valentin

    I gave up drinking coffee for you. I swapped pizza for produce, and this is what I get in return?– Barbara Valentin

  • I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie – I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? – Will Advise

    I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie – I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?– Will Advise

  • An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese. – Aayush Jain

    An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese.– Aayush Jain

  • The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. – Nicholson Baker

    The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.– Nicholson Baker

  • Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! – Madeline Oles

    Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!– Madeline Oles

  • In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. ‘Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza. – Jim Gaffigan

    In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. ‘Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza.– Jim Gaffigan

  • I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! – Jasleen Kaur Gumber

    I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!– Jasleen Kaur Gumber

  • When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure – YA Marks

    When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure– YA Marks

  • It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces! – Deyth Banger

    It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces!– Deyth Banger

  • Here’s my using ????wad in a sentence. Greg is such a ????wad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn’t a real Vocab word.) – AS King

    Here’s my using ????wad in a sentence. Greg is such a ????wad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn’t a real Vocab word.)– AS King