Top Pizza Quotes

  • But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good. – Neil Patrick Harris

    But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good.– Neil Patrick Harris

  • Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling – Jayden Hunter

    Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling– Jayden Hunter

  • Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you’re running late – Amy Reed

    Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you’re running late– Amy Reed

  • Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go! – Aubrey Plaza

    Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!– Aubrey Plaza

  • What’s the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. – Faye Kellerman

    What’s the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.– Faye Kellerman

  • We can start all the organic farms we want, but we can’t stop congress from declaring pizza sauce a vegetable. – William Deresiewicz

    We can start all the organic farms we want, but we can’t stop congress from declaring pizza sauce a vegetable.– William Deresiewicz

  • We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. – Jeff Marder

    We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.– Jeff Marder

  • They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? – Greg Curtis

    They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?– Greg Curtis