We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
– Jeff Marder
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- Corrupt and incompetent police officers have a long history of being protected by their colleagues, police internal affairs and the government. – Steven Magee
- Police not enforcing laws results in a high crime rate that is formally reported as a low crime rate in police statistics. – Steven Magee
- The Librarians control the information… They control what gets read, what gets seen, and what gets learned. Because of that they have power. – Brandon Sanderson
- The age of the skyscraper is gone. This is the age of the housing project. Which is always a prelude to the age of the cave. – Ayn Rand
- Middle age is when your age starts to show through your middle-¦ and trust me, MIss, your age doesn’t show in the slightest.#dean – Shayla Orick
- The age of reason may have had its golden age, but the age of emotion endures forever. – Bangambiki Habyarimana
- You call the police if your car gets stolen. You don’t call them for anything that matters. – Tiffany Reisz
- The home is always a home and a noble place for shaping hearts! A good home is good for life! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- Home isn’t a place. It’s not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you. – Jennifer Lynn Barnes
- Who you are and what you believe in is your real home, the only home no one can take from you, the only home that will last. – Adam Bagdasarian
- Home is neither here nor there. Home is within you, or home is nowhere at all. – Hermann Hesse
- Sometimes before it gets betterthe darkness gets bigger. The person that you’d take a bullet foris behind the trigger. – Fall Out Boy
- When in life you are destined great, but fated to a humble background, it always gets really worse before it gets really better. – Darmie OLujon
- Live before the Journey is over, Live before it is too late. LIVE because you deserve to. – RVM
- Accept to die before you live; you shall live free, then accept to live before you die, you shall have a beautiful life – Marcus L Lukusa
- So childhood too feels good at first, before one happens to notice the terrible sameness, age after age. – John Gardner
- I know that life is a doorway to eternity, and yet my heart so often gets lost in petty anxieties. It forgets the great way home that lies before it. – Sophie Scholl
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- We can start all the organic farms we want, but we can’t stop congress from declaring pizza sauce a vegetable. – William Deresiewicz
- Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you’re running late – Amy Reed
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- But magic is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good. – Neil Patrick Harris
- Here’s my using ????wad in a sentence. Greg is such a ????wad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn’t a real Vocab word.) – AS King
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- When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure – YA Marks
- I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! – Jasleen Kaur Gumber
- In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. ‘Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza. – Jim Gaffigan
- Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! – Madeline Oles
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- An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese. – Aayush Jain
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- I gave up drinking coffee for you. I swapped pizza for produce, and this is what I get in return? – Barbara Valentin
- We have a choice to live in the Age of Enlightenment or the Age of Darkness. – Mommy Moo Moo
- I am taken to the police station and they place me in an interrogation room. I am there for about thirty minutes before someone walks in. – Jorge Ortiz
- The early bird gets the first worm, but the wisest bird gets the fattest one. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Sometimes life gets weird. Hang in there, it gets better. – Tanner Patrick
- When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. – William Boyd