Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling
– Jayden Hunter
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- Someone mentioned therapy to me once. I read a book instead. ~ Drew Stirling – Jayden Hunter
- I trust myself. Beyond that, I’d just as soon go to Vegas. ~ Drew Stirling – Jayden Hunter
- Sometimes I wonder if novel writers aren’t completely f**ked in the head. ~ Drew Stirling – Jayden Hunter
- The cheese stands aloneThe cheese stands aloneHeigh-ho the merry-oThe cheese stands alone – Robert Cormier
- Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a person in a chair can do. – Sarah Manguso
- The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. – Nicholson Baker
- What’s the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. – Faye Kellerman
- Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go! – Aubrey Plaza
- They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? – Greg Curtis
- An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese. – Aayush Jain
- I just don’t see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn’t want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? – Lisa Samson
- As for diet, there is no biblical diet that is required for God’s people today as there was in the Old Testament. – David Cloud
- Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair. – Janusz KorwinMikke
- Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair. – Janusz KorwinMikke
- Morrie was in a wheelchair full-time now, getting used to helpers lifting him like a heavy sack from the chair to the bed and the bed to the chair. – Mitch Albom
- When an empty person sits on an empty chair, the chair will still remain empty! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Satan will not ask you to carry a chair and sit with him, instead he will snatch the chair from your hands and dismantle your body with it. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
- You’re wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man. – Kitty French
- You’re wasted on the occasional bout of missionary sex with a disinterested man. – Kitty French
- Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. – Hunter S Thompson
- Is heaven a place in the sky?Heaven is what we wear in our heart and in our mind. ( -œIs heaven a place in the sky?- ) – Erik Pevernagie
- Can I have Jake and Coke–uh, Jack and ???? – JL Langley
- I don’t make people smoke pot or meth, snort coke, put pills or tabs in their mouths or shoot themselves up with heroin. I just transport the stuff. – SA Tawks
- You’ll be dethroned faster than a coke snorting beauty queen. – Eric Luper
- Where’s the guy who gave me Twinkies and Coke? – Melissa A Craven
- Society was the only threat to the sanctity of selfhood: an unpatroned library was an orderly library. – Reif Larsen
- It was not a comfortable Throne, this seat made of stone. But power was not supposed to be comfortable. – Elizabeth D Marie
- Authentic people are so comfortable in their own skins they make us more comfortable in our own. – Susan C Young
- men are comfortable around strange women, but women are rarely comfortable around strange men. – Christina Escamilla
- Life isn’t about how comfortable I can be it is about learning how to get comfortable with being uncomfortable – Heather Gillis
- When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. – Clifton Fadiman
- I finally understood what my grandmother meant. If I wasn’t comfortable with myself, I would never be comfortable. – Marjane Satrapi
- Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. – Oscar Wilde
- Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex. – Bryan Lee OMalley
- Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
- The greatest hunter is one who knows how to wait. – Erin Hunter
- That was Hunter,’ said Quinn as his father’s footsteps faded away.’I figured. Since he said to call him Hunter and everything. – Jennifer Sturman
- It goes without saying that a great majority of men are sex addicts, or would be if they could manage to get laid. – Drew Nellins Smith
- Maybe Heaven will be a library and then I might get to finish my -˜to-read’ list. – Kellie Elmore