Top Randy Quotes

  • Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense. – Jean Shepherd

    Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.– Jean Shepherd

  • Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. – Joe Schwartz

    Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank.– Joe Schwartz