Top Sandwich Quotes
You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.– Charles Manson
A twelve year old Ben Linus just gave me a chicken salad sandwich, how do you think I am?– Sayiid Jarah
I’ll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you’ll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!– Rachel Rene Russell
Life’s a shit sandwich, my ass. Life’s a polka and don’t you forget it!– Wally Lamb
A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.– CheldonCooper
I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.– Sue Grafton
One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich.– Gena Showalter
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.– Mark Forsyth
Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich!– Steven Magee
When you love someone, you don’t care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious.– Richelle E Goodrich