Top Sandwich Quotes

  • You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it. – Charles Manson

    You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it.– Charles Manson

  • A twelve year old Ben Linus just gave me a chicken salad sandwich, how do you think I am? – Sayiid Jarah

    A twelve year old Ben Linus just gave me a chicken salad sandwich, how do you think I am?– Sayiid Jarah

  • I’ll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you’ll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie! – Rachel Rene Russell

    I’ll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you’ll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!– Rachel Rene Russell

  • Life’s a shit sandwich, my ass. Life’s a polka and don’t you forget it! – Wally Lamb

    Life’s a shit sandwich, my ass. Life’s a polka and don’t you forget it!– Wally Lamb

  • A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day. – CheldonCooper

    A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.– CheldonCooper

  • I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good. – Sue Grafton

    I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.– Sue Grafton

  • One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. – Gena Showalter

    One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich.– Gena Showalter

  • A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. – Mark Forsyth

    A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.– Mark Forsyth

  • Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich! – Steven Magee

    Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich!– Steven Magee

  • When you love someone, you don’t care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious. – Richelle E Goodrich

    When you love someone, you don’t care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious.– Richelle E Goodrich