Top Tree Quotes

  • Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on! – Emily Giffin

    Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!– Emily Giffin

  • If you can’t find the spirit of the holidays in your heart, you’ll never find it under a tree. – Michael Holbrook

    If you can’t find the spirit of the holidays in your heart, you’ll never find it under a tree.– Michael Holbrook

  • The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N Barnard

    The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!– Charles N Barnard

  • The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess. – Tess Gerritsen

    The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.– Tess Gerritsen

  • Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall – Larry Wilde

    Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall– Larry Wilde

  • Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes. – Janet Evanovich

    Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.– Janet Evanovich

  • Remember, if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree. – Charlotte Carpenter

    Remember, if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree.– Charlotte Carpenter

  • He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. – Roy L Smith

    He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.– Roy L Smith

  • It is best as one grows older to strip oneself of possessions, to shed oneself downward like a tree, to be almost wholly earth before one dies. – Sylvia Townsend Warner

    It is best as one grows older to strip oneself of possessions, to shed oneself downward like a tree, to be almost wholly earth before one dies.– Sylvia Townsend Warner

  • For every tree, we plant, we saves a life. – Lailah Gifty Akita

    For every tree, we plant, we saves a life.– Lailah Gifty Akita