Top Turkey Quotes

  • Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg. – Tom Swyers

    Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.– Tom Swyers

  • Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster. – James Patterson

    Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.– James Patterson

  • I smelled silt on the wind, turkey, laundry, leaves . . . my God what a world. There is no accounting for one second of it (267). – Annie Dillard

    I smelled silt on the wind, turkey, laundry, leaves . . . my God what a world. There is no accounting for one second of it (267).– Annie Dillard

  • I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey. – Charles Bukowski

    I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.– Charles Bukowski

  • Getting caught up in someone else’s dream is like a drug. Sometimes you have to go cold turkey. ~ Susan J. McIntire – Susan McIntire

    Getting caught up in someone else’s dream is like a drug. Sometimes you have to go cold turkey. ~ Susan J. McIntire– Susan McIntire

  • Getting caught up in someone else’s dream is like a drug. Sometimes you have to go cold turkey. – Susan McIntire

    Getting caught up in someone else’s dream is like a drug. Sometimes you have to go cold turkey.– Susan McIntire

  • I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. – Laurie Halse Anderson

    I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.– Laurie Halse Anderson