Top Unicorn Quotes

  • …if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. – David Mitchell

    …if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.– David Mitchell

  • Show me a writer that doesn’t use their craft as a coping mechanism and I’ll show you my unicorn. – Angelina Assanti

    Show me a writer that doesn’t use their craft as a coping mechanism and I’ll show you my unicorn.– Angelina Assanti

  • He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. – Amanda Mosher

    He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research.– Amanda Mosher

  • My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows – Natalie D Richards

    My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows– Natalie D Richards

  • Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. – Dave Turner

    Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.– Dave Turner

  • You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows. – Jamie Farrell

    You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows.– Jamie Farrell

  • Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn. – Elle Lothlorien

    Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.– Elle Lothlorien

  • It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow. – Tara Sivec

    It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow.– Tara Sivec

  • I might act like a rhinoceros, but I’m a unicorn. – Nuno Roque

    I might act like a rhinoceros, but I’m a unicorn.– Nuno Roque

  • We were born in the ’70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves. – Gillian Flynn

    We were born in the ’70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves.– Gillian Flynn