Top Vampires Quotes

  • Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. – Alycia Linwood

    Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.– Alycia Linwood

  • Maybe they didn’t make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn’t want to live forever. – Cassandra Clare

    Maybe they didn’t make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn’t want to live forever.– Cassandra Clare

  • When Tana was six, vampires were Muppets, endlessly counting, or cartoon villains in black cloaks with red polyester lining. – Holly Black

    When Tana was six, vampires were Muppets, endlessly counting, or cartoon villains in black cloaks with red polyester lining.– Holly Black

  • I sidestepped the vampire’s rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.Maybe it works better on television. – Jim Butcher

    I sidestepped the vampire’s rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.Maybe it works better on television.– Jim Butcher

  • All vampires smoke. Smoking’s high on the list of Things You Take Up To Pass The Time. – Glen Duncan

    All vampires smoke. Smoking’s high on the list of Things You Take Up To Pass The Time.– Glen Duncan

  • It’s ironic, since they’re supposed to be immortal, but vampires are kind of like small businesses: half of them go down within their first year – Alexis Hall

    It’s ironic, since they’re supposed to be immortal, but vampires are kind of like small businesses: half of them go down within their first year– Alexis Hall

  • The vampires win every time. – Peter Watts

    The vampires win every time.– Peter Watts

  • A sudden and unforseen swinging of his head alarmed all present. He seemed to be trying to scare off a flock of vampires biting into his brain. – Juan Filloy

    A sudden and unforseen swinging of his head alarmed all present. He seemed to be trying to scare off a flock of vampires biting into his brain.– Juan Filloy

  • Alas, my being the James Bond of vampires isn’t the whole issue. Vanity must wait. – Anne Rice

    Alas, my being the James Bond of vampires isn’t the whole issue. Vanity must wait.– Anne Rice

  • Sorry, kid. Whedon got it wrong. Stakes don’t kill vampires, they just give us heartburn. – Brian K Vaughan

    Sorry, kid. Whedon got it wrong. Stakes don’t kill vampires, they just give us heartburn.– Brian K Vaughan