Top Vampires Quotes

  • For every ten vampires who are happy being monsters, there’s always one sad-sack who misses the sunrise. – Tori Centanni

    For every ten vampires who are happy being monsters, there’s always one sad-sack who misses the sunrise.– Tori Centanni

  • All vampires are brothers in the brotherhood of night! – Stewart Stafford

    All vampires are brothers in the brotherhood of night!– Stewart Stafford

  • The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees. – Christopher Buehlman

    The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.– Christopher Buehlman

  • And vampires were perverted. Or so she hoped – Gail Carriger

    And vampires were perverted. Or so she hoped– Gail Carriger

  • Vampires moved with inhuman grace – the fae moved as if life were a dance, and only they knew the steps. – SJ Himes

    Vampires moved with inhuman grace – the fae moved as if life were a dance, and only they knew the steps.– SJ Himes

  • Not all vampires are created equal, you know. – Melika Dannese Lux

    Not all vampires are created equal, you know.– Melika Dannese Lux

  • Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. Suave. Sultry. I’m neither of those things – Chuck Wendig

    Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. Suave. Sultry. I’m neither of those things– Chuck Wendig

  • One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sp – Seth GrahameSmith

    One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sp– Seth GrahameSmith

  • Vampires aren’t the only ones who can hunt. – Diana Bishop

    Vampires aren’t the only ones who can hunt.– Diana Bishop

  • Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window. – Chuck Wendig

    Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window.– Chuck Wendig