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I don't need a personal trainer-¦ I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!

I don’t need a personal trainer-¦ I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!
– Tanya Masse

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  1. I don’t need a personal trainer-¦ I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to! – Tanya Masse
  2. We don’t lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. – Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama – Tanya Masse
  3. It wasn’t supposed to happen like this. I was supposed to free him. I was supposed to save him. I was supposed to save everyone. – Nely Cab
  4. You want Change, today we’ll show you Change!Here’s your democracy, your human rights, eat it, eat eat eat! – NoViolet Bulawayo
  5. Sometimes the MOM who’s always there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for HER. – Tanya Masse
  6. If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT! – Tanya Masse
  7. If you think someone is AWESOME, tell them! The world NEEDS more of THAT! – Tanya Masse
  8. It’s tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to! – Tanya Masse
  9. Your Christian life is supposed to be about your personal relationship with God. It is supposed to be about you and God alone. – Sunday Adelaja
  10. My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it’s my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man’s ass. Now, what do you say to that? – Fakeer Ishavardas
  11. Always have class but always kick ass. – AD Posey
  12. Here’s the thing- I love you and I love her, but I swear to God I’ll kick your ass if you hurt her. – Katie McGarry
  13. Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. – Gwyneth Paltrow
  14. Remember Ping-fa, Sun Tzu,’ Art of War-”read between the lines: kick ass and take names later.-MadStargirl – Linden Morningstar
  15. A lion may die of an ass’s kick. – Robert Browning
  16. But strength doesn’t always mean brute force. You don’t have to kick ass to be a fighter. Violence doesn’t equal strength. – Becca Fitzpatrick
  17. You’re better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole. – David Heinemeier Hansson
  18. …there are four rules for miraculous work creation: Be positive. Send love. Have fun. Kick ass. Amen. – Marianne Williamson
  19. We run through the remnants of our pain, and more importantly, we run for our present and for our future.Together we kick heartbreak’s ass. – Jessica Park
  20. i was going to kick my ass if i hurt her in a dream – Kelly Elliott
  21. Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.) – Sarah Cross
  22. We eat the year away. We eat the spring and the summer and the fall. We wait for something to grow and then we eat it. – Shirley Jackson
  23. Everyone wants to talk-talk-talk. Can’t we eat-eat-eat, and then talk? – Sarah J Maas
  24. The difference between human and other species is, they eat each other when they have nothing to eat, but we eat each other while having everything. – MF Moonzajer
  25. Hope for the best,brace yourself for the worst and no matter what you’re faced with, make a plan to KEEP GOING! – Tanya Masse
  26. If there ever comes a time that you forget where you came from, you’ve gone too far. – Tanya Masse
  27. The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them. – Tanya Masse
  28. A wise man once said NOTHING… He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after! – Tanya Masse
  29. Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning! – Tanya Masse
  30. Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years! – Tanya Masse
  31. Behind every successful woman are people who bring out the best in her, encourage her and cheer her on! – Tanya Masse
  32. Do not, for one more minute, spend your precious time and energy on or surround yourself with people who are less than you deserve. – Tanya Masse
  33. Sometimes my age is inappropriate for my behavior. – Tanya Masse
  34. The only true disability is the inability to accept and respect differences. – Tanya Masse
  35. We all have our things that we would rather live without. It’s how we live with them when we have no choice that makes us or breaks us. – Tanya Masse
  36. Want less, need less, live more. – Tanya Masse
  37. Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It’s important & absolutely necessary! – Tanya Masse
  38. MOMB – noun – One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM… Because she’s the BOMB! – Tanya Masse
  39. Motherhood is a constant battle of going to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and staying awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity! – Tanya Masse
  40. These days, -œgetting lucky- means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT! – Tanya Masse

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