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You know, there are several gay men on the faculty. Professor Montag makes jelly beans look colorless(...)

You know, there are several gay men on the faculty. Professor Montag makes jelly beans look colorless(…)
– Tara Lain

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  4. Without the money your life is like a colorless painting. – Tanmaya Guru
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  7. Emotions are the colors of the soul; they are spectacular and incredible. When you don’t feel, the world becomes dull and colorless. – William Paul Young
  8. I determine my own worth. If I had to rely on others, I’d have lain down and died waiting. – Melina Marchetta
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  15. Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs. – Andrew Cormier
  16. If life gives you the wobbles make jelly. – Magdalena VandenBerg
  17. Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind. – PG Wodehouse
  18. Lust makes you weak, passion makes you strong, love makes you brave, and heartache makes you wise. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  19. Knowledge makes you strong,understanding makes you formidable,wisdom makes you powerful,and love makes you invincible. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  20. I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was -˜excuse me’. – Bauvard
  21. Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear. – Aesop
  22. Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can’t eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. – Dean Koontz
  23. It is not who will eat beans, but who will pick it that is scarce. – Magnus Nwagu Amudi
  24. They throw rice at a new marriage, then give him beans in a divorcement. – Anthony Liccione
  25. All the well-meaning advice in the world won’t amount to a hill of beans if we’re not even addressing the real problem. – Stephen R Covey
  26. Sell your book like a can of beans & your readers will place the same value on it. – Stuart Aken
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  29. Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended. – Theric Jepson
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  36. The Professor gripped his axe, having pulled it, with some difficulty, from the boy’s head. – Neil Davies
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  38. There’s no difference between a madman and a professor…it should be clear to you in the way they dress, act and think. – Michael Bassey Johnson
  39. It was Francisco de Vitoria, a Catholic priest and professor, who earned the title of father of international law. – Thomas E Woods Jr
  40. Lincoln was less well-read than many a professor or journalist, but what he read, he read deeply. – Richard Brookhiser

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