If ye wear underwear, it’s a skirt. If ye dinna, it’s a kilt.
– Vonnie Davis
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- Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way? – Vonnie Davis
- A bear! I’ve landed on a wild and wicked bear! – Vonnie Davis
- Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass? – Vonnie Davis
- Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot. – Vonnie Davis
- He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck’s windshield with his rigid pecker. – Vonnie Davis
- I think…I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast. – Vonnie Davis
- The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who’d OD’d on Pepto-Bismol. – Vonnie Davis
- Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire. – Vonnie Davis
- Ice Man, his friends had called him. She’d give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad. – Vonnie Davis
- Sweetheart, I’ll lift my kilt and show you what I’ve got between my thighs and if you still think it’s lit(tle) — – Katie Reus
- I’ve seen women-and men too, sometimes-as canna bear the sound of their own thoughts, and they maybe dinna make such good matches with those who can. – Diana Gabaldon
- I want to hold you like a kitten in my shirt, and still I want to spread your thighs and plow ye like a rotting bull. I dinna understand myself. – Diana Gabaldon
- I try to make my comments like a woman’s skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. – Adam Clayton Powell III
- People only see in us the contemptible skirt-fever which rules our actions but completely miss the beauty-hunger underlying it. – Lawrence Durrell
- Keep your head high and your skirt down. – Marie Rudisill
- Men are all the same. Novelty amongst themselves displeases and upsets them -“ but if the novelty is wearing a skirt, they go crazy f – Jules Barbey dAurevilly
- The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull a pistol and plug you in the head. – Ruta Sepetys
- Language, when it finally comes, has the vigor of a felon pardoned after twenty-one years on hold. Sudden, raw, stripped to its underwear. – Toni Morrison
- Before you wear a crown of gold, life sometimes makes you wear a crown of thorns. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- I’d wear any of my private attire for the world to see. But I would rather have an open flesh wound than ever wear a band aid in public. – Lady Gaga
- The hours wear on, while the surreal atmosphere of the asylum does not wear off. – MD Elster
- So, what you’re saying is, just because a warrior is a woman doesn’t mean they yhave to wear a chain mail bikini? Like, they could wear…real armor? – Jeremy Whitley
- I like being a woman in a man’s world. After all, men can’t wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. – Whitney Houston
- To make wealth wisdom, one needs to be wise. Wisdom may be able to wear the suit of wealth but wealth may not be able to wear the suit of wisdom – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. – Suzanne Collins
- Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date. – Jacob M Appel
- To describe a kiss is to describe a diary entry or a pair of underwear-”each is personal and private, slightly awkward. Very awkward. But necessary. – Caroline George
- I think my underwear is curling off me like burning paper. – Sally Thorne
- There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself. – Pawan Mishra
- Follow Your Dreams, Except the One Where You’re at School in Your Underwear – Annabel Monaghan
- What the hell are you doing with my underwear?- He kept his response flippant. -œI don’t have this color in my collection. – Miranda Liasson
- She’d set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear. – Amanda Usen
- So I’ve started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don’t need Santa seeing me in my underwear. – Jeff Kinney
- I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. – Maureen Johnson
- That’s what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love. – Laurell K Hamilton
- All he’d done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. – Tara Janzen
- I was its skin, its movement, its shape, its god, its creator, its destroyer. And you thought Dexter was bad. The Bridgeman arrives soon. – Catherine Astolfo
- Good memories are meant to stay in our hearts forever… -Geena L. Davis – Geena L Davis