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God can use the jawbone of an ass!

God can use the jawbone of an ass!
– Winkie Pratney

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  1. Then Samson said. With a donkeys jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With a donkey’s jawbone I have killed a thousand of them. – Anonymous
  2. His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
  3. is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
  4. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
  6. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
  7. God is willing! God will save! God will rescue! God will restore! God will revive! God will empower! God willing and He will do it! – Israelmore Ayivor
  8. Our God is Greater, Our God is Stronger, God, you are Higher than any other, Our God is Healer, Awesome in Power, Our God,Our God. – Chris Tomlin
  9. Here’s the thing- I love you and I love her, but I swear to God I’ll kick your ass if you hurt her. – Katie McGarry
  10. I must be dreaming. Bring that sweet ass over here and I’ll show you what God made women and well-hung Scotsmen for. – Karen Marie Moning
  11. God is Holy.God is pure.God is faithful.God is gracious.God is merciful. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  12. God is a supreme-being.God is all powerful.God is the creator of all things.God is great.God is mighty. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  13. The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I’d be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. – Rachel Vincent
  14. Just relax and breathe through your ass. – Lewis Black
  15. She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn’t that spectacular. – Lish McBride
  16. A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can’t expect an apostle to peer out. – EM Forster
  17. Honest friends is kinda nice, but it’s hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. – Lois Greiman
  18. I write every day whether somebody pays me or not. I write every day whether or not self-doubt is kicking my ass. It’s what writers must do. – Don Roff
  19. It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you. – Roger Zelazny
  20. The box had done what Sweet Home had not, what working like an ass and living like a dog had not: drove him crazy so he would not lose his mind. – Toni Morrison
  21. Fate is a ????ing lie, and destiny is its bitch-ass cousin. – Ellie Wade
  22. Annant is Pickwick paperless, the hunter of wisdom and due to Lovelace heart, a budding poet-ass. – Aporva Kala
  23. Phrase the question any way you like-¦The answer will still be -˜Kiss my ass. – MA George
  24. You just called me a bitch!But that’s not a bad thing. See what I meant was you’re an unapologetic hard ass! – ZL Arkadie
  25. If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they canhave a great view of your fabulous ass. – Miley Cyrus
  26. You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it. – Taylor Mali
  27. Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes. – Fakeer Ishavardas
  28. I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55. – Mark Twain
  29. Sienna Rivers, ex-nerd, undisputed reigning chess champion of the class of 09 and the proverbial all round wise-ass degenerate pain in your backside. – Ali Harper
  30. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why,Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass. – Craig Ferguson
  31. Life’s a shit sandwich, my ass. Life’s a polka and don’t you forget it! – Wally Lamb
  32. The Bloodsucker Queen has lived for what, a millennium? She can wait on her decaying ass a little while longer. – Heather Heffner
  33. It doesn’t matter if you’re 20, 40, 60, 80, or 100. Embrace your sexy-ass self and express it! – Steve Maraboli
  34. I’m not going near anything that’s going in the crack of his ass! – Mina Carter
  35. Thanks, babe. It takes true talent to get your ass whipped. – Sophie Oak
  36. Only on a few occasions had I ever been comfortable showing my body off, and now here I was, taking a job where Asian boobs and ass ran free. – Teresa Lo
  37. Sweetheart, I’ll be a Marine -˜til they bury my cold, dead, decrepit ass in the ground a good fifty or sixty years from now. – Dee Tenorio
  38. If you lie there much longer, I’ll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try ????ering your ass instead of the toast. – Cari Silverwood
  39. We’re wasting time here. I’ve got a sweet ass to paddle. Some legs to spread-¦ – Starla Kaye
  40. You want to grab something here, Brycin?- he asked, bending over again. Um . . . yeah. Your ass. – Stacey Marie Brown

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