Famous Eoin Colfer Quotes

  • The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head. – Eoin Colfer

    The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head.– Eoin Colfer

  • Today he became a killer, or else a corpse. – Eoin Colfer

    Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.– Eoin Colfer

  • They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened. – Eoin Colfer

    They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.– Eoin Colfer

  • Giving evidence against one’s employers was the first step to unemployment. – Eoin Colfer

    Giving evidence against one’s employers was the first step to unemployment.– Eoin Colfer

  • Good. Illegal is always faster. – Eoin Colfer

    Good. Illegal is always faster.– Eoin Colfer

  • Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. – Eoin Colfer

    Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.– Eoin Colfer

  • Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you. – Eoin Colfer

    Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you.– Eoin Colfer

  • That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. – Eoin Colfer

    That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart.– Eoin Colfer

  • Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. – Eoin Colfer

    Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.– Eoin Colfer

  • Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. – Eoin Colfer

    Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.– Eoin Colfer