Famous Eoin Colfer Quotes

  • He had seen bigger men than he with mummy’s handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other. – Eoin Colfer

    He had seen bigger men than he with mummy’s handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.– Eoin Colfer

  • Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. – Eoin Colfer

    Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.– Eoin Colfer

  • Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight. – Eoin Colfer

    Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.– Eoin Colfer

  • Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship. – Eoin Colfer

    Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.– Eoin Colfer

  • Friendship isn’t a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. – Eoin Colfer

    Friendship isn’t a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.– Eoin Colfer

  • Well, I don’t like the first bit and I don’t know the last bit. So I’m really hoping the middle bit is exceptional. – Eoin Colfer

    Well, I don’t like the first bit and I don’t know the last bit. So I’m really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.– Eoin Colfer

  • The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. – Eoin Colfer

    The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.– Eoin Colfer

  • The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. – Eoin Colfer

    The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.– Eoin Colfer

  • Time to do what he did best – plot dastardly acts. – Eoin Colfer

    Time to do what he did best – plot dastardly acts.– Eoin Colfer

  • No one’s ever really ready for a troll. – Eoin Colfer

    No one’s ever really ready for a troll.– Eoin Colfer