Famous Eoin Colfer Quotes

  • … even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don’t have many to spare. – Eoin Colfer

    … even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don’t have many to spare.– Eoin Colfer

  • Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. – Eoin Colfer

    Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch.– Eoin Colfer

  • this was business. – Eoin Colfer

    this was business.– Eoin Colfer

  • Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. – Eoin Colfer

    Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.– Eoin Colfer

  • Knock yourself out… Or rather, don’t. – Eoin Colfer

    Knock yourself out… Or rather, don’t.– Eoin Colfer

  • I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? – Eoin Colfer

    I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?– Eoin Colfer

  • They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame. – Eoin Colfer

    They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.– Eoin Colfer