Knock yourself out… Or rather, don’t.
– Eoin Colfer
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- They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame. – Eoin Colfer
- I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? – Eoin Colfer
- Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. – Eoin Colfer
- this was business. – Eoin Colfer
- Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. – Eoin Colfer
- Time to do what he did best – plot dastardly acts. – Eoin Colfer
- No one’s ever really ready for a troll. – Eoin Colfer
- … even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don’t have many to spare. – Eoin Colfer
- The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. – Eoin Colfer
- The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. – Eoin Colfer
- Well, I don’t like the first bit and I don’t know the last bit. So I’m really hoping the middle bit is exceptional. – Eoin Colfer
- Friendship isn’t a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. – Eoin Colfer
- Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship. – Eoin Colfer
- Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight. – Eoin Colfer
- Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. – Eoin Colfer
- He had seen bigger men than he with mummy’s handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other. – Eoin Colfer
- Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. – Eoin Colfer
- Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. – Eoin Colfer
- That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. – Eoin Colfer
- Conor, I could search the world for another swashbuckling scientist, but I doubt if I would find one like you. – Eoin Colfer
- Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. – Eoin Colfer
- Good. Illegal is always faster. – Eoin Colfer
- Giving evidence against one’s employers was the first step to unemployment. – Eoin Colfer
- They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened. – Eoin Colfer
- Today he became a killer, or else a corpse. – Eoin Colfer
- The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head. – Eoin Colfer
- Knock on the sky’s door, and stars will open it; knock on the universe’s door, and love will open it. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation’ll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. – Lois Greiman
- When the urge to knock on a door strikes, it’s your soul’s desire for forward movement. So knock! – Nicole Leigh West
- It’s a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in – Chris Colfer
- I dont hate it he thought, panting in the cold air, the iron New England dark; I dont. I dont! I dont hate it! I dont hate it! – William Faulkner
- Reinvent Yourself.Redesign Yourself.Reform Yourself.Restore Yourself.and if something is left of you till thenAppreciate Yourself. – Adhish Mazumder
- True strength isn’t being able to knock your enemies down, it’s being able to hold yourself upright against their blows. – Toni Sorenson
- Teach yourself. Help yourself. Improve yourself. Enrich yourself. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- To find yourself, be yourself. To get lost in yourself, love yourself unconditionally. – Debasish Mridha
- I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think. – Chris Colfer
- You can change a body, but you can’t change a soul. The heart wants what it wants. – Chris Colfer
- Conner raised an eyebrow. ‘Who told you – Chris Colfer
- JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey) – Chris Colfer
- Just because ANYONE CAN, DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE CAN. – Chris Colfer