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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
– Eoin Colfer

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  4. I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? – Eoin Colfer
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  6. Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. – Eoin Colfer
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  11. … even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don’t have many to spare. – Eoin Colfer
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  14. Well, I don’t like the first bit and I don’t know the last bit. So I’m really hoping the middle bit is exceptional. – Eoin Colfer
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  21. Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. – Eoin Colfer
  22. That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. – Eoin Colfer
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  24. Good. Illegal is always faster. – Eoin Colfer
  25. Giving evidence against one’s employers was the first step to unemployment. – Eoin Colfer
  26. They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened. – Eoin Colfer
  27. Today he became a killer, or else a corpse. – Eoin Colfer
  28. The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head. – Eoin Colfer
  29. You presume to name those who have no name. We are pandemonium and disaster. We are the dancing, gibbering horror of the world. – Brenna Yovanoff
  30. Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. – Glenn Beck
  31. After riding like a moron all over the place, observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned. – Manu Joseph
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  40. The only time you’ve been under me is when I’ve been inside of you and even then, you’re never truly under me. I always remain under you. – Kenya Wright

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