Famous Steven Wright Quotes
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I’m leaving.– Steven Wright
Hermits have no peer pressure.– Steven Wright
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?– Steven Wright
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.– Steven Wright
I spilled spot remover on my dog now he’s gone. – Steven Wright
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.– Steven Wright