A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day.
– CheldonCooper
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- One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. – Gena Showalter
- A twelve year old Ben Linus just gave me a chicken salad sandwich, how do you think I am? – Sayiid Jarah
- Beware: If you egg people on, you’ll get egg on your face. – Richie Norton
- You’re one tough egg to crack. You know that? You’re like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma. – Cassia Leo
- The chicken is only an egg’s way for making another egg. – Richard Dawkins
- When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure – YA Marks
- He’s hot. Too hot for me. Jeez, if he said the word sex to me I would probably pass-out. – LeeAnn Whitaker
- Just sayin’ you got a hot nature, little girl. Quick to anger, quick to lust. Some people are just like that – hot-blooded. – Evangeline Anderson
- Cold is hot, if you love it; hot is cold, if you hate it! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. – Judith Olney
- always serve too much hot fudge sause on the hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed,and puts them in your debt – Judith Olney
- When he’s hot, he’s hot; when he’s not, he’s not. But at least there is always food – Helen Fielding
- There’s no point in fighting for a woman that is rude and boring, just because she’s hot. Such woman shortens your lifespan. – Daniel Marques
- Falling in love with a woman’s body is lust, with a woman’s mind is sense, with a woman’s heart is virtue, and with a woman’s soul is wisdom. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Four young men in motorcycle jackets… set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. – Stephen King
- Don’t live like a CEO when you’re still a sandwich artist. – Sophia Amoruso
- When you love someone, you don’t care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious. – Richelle E Goodrich
- Faraday has the Cage, Tesla has the Coil and Magee has the Sandwich! – Steven Magee
- I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good. – Sue Grafton
- Life’s a shit sandwich, my ass. Life’s a polka and don’t you forget it! – Wally Lamb
- I’ll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you’ll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie! – Rachel Rene Russell
- You people would convict a grilled cheese sandwich of murder and the people wouldn’t question it. – Charles Manson
- We may pick and choose to graft different fruits onto our spiritual tree, but regardless of what we call it, others will see a confusing fruit salad. – Matt Kellum
- Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze. – Terry Pratchett
- How tiring is residency? So tiring. When Jude and I went out to eat, I avoided ordering salad; I didn’t have the energy to chew that much. – Frances Southwick
- But, you must remember, whatever you eat, make sure you have at least one bowl of salad with it. – SA Tawks
- Lies are like anchovies in a Caesar salad. You may not be able to see them, but your soul knows they are there. – Molly Friedenfeld
- Every salad you serve is a picture you have painted, a sculpture you have modeled, a drama you have created. – Carol Truax
- Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- If Enlightenment was the salad, Entanglement is the soup – Neri Oxman
- This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.--œWrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. – Susan Elizabeth Phillips
- Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay atten – Molly Ivins
- Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans – John Steinbeck
- I’m a Texas girl, with a California soul. – Crystal Woods
- You can just about always stand more ‘n you think you can. – Texas Bix Bender
- I refuse to believe the people of Texas and all Americans in the world have forgotten us. – PJ Parker
- Puerto Rico was the Republic of Texas on jet-fuel testosterone and psychedelic estrogen. – David R Martin
- I’m from Texas-¦the bigger the hair, the closer to God! – Lilly Ghalichi
- Damn, she was getting so tangled up by guilt and desire. ~Nikki in Texas Tangle – Leah Braemel