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Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don’t already know
– Craig Ferguson

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  1. Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don’t already know – Craig Ferguson
  2. Show me good,i show you better, show me bad, i show you worse… – phoxgrimm
  3. That’s why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? … They are Evil. – Craig Ferguson
  4. I didn’t say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure. – Craig Ferguson
  5. At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to. – Craig Ferguson
  6. 114 isn’t as old as it used to be they say its the new 104. – Craig Ferguson
  7. Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. – Craig Ferguson
  8. When bitter, say little; when angry, say nothing; when happy, say much; when joyful, say all. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  9. Mirrors have three purposes. To show you who you are. To show you who you were. And to show you who you want to be. – Dan Pearce
  10. It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. – Craig Ferguson
  11. Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing. – Craig Ferguson
  12. The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight. – Craig Ferguson
  13. I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians. – Craig Ferguson
  14. The Afghan government is as corrupt as a ???????ute with a law degree. – Craig Ferguson
  15. I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist. – Craig Ferguson
  16. Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. – Craig Ferguson
  17. Oh Satan you’re a wily one. – Craig Ferguson
  18. With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying. – Craig Ferguson
  19. I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love. – Craig Ferguson
  20. I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving. – Craig Ferguson
  21. By the power of Steven Wright’s Beard! – Craig Ferguson
  22. If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! – Craig Ferguson
  23. It ‘s the time of year when Canadians mate. – Craig Ferguson
  24. If you can’t trust, you can’t be trustworthy. – Craig Ferguson
  25. Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men… Nah. – Craig Ferguson
  26. Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. – Craig Ferguson
  27. There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin. – Craig Ferguson
  28. I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling. – Craig Ferguson
  29. I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane. – Craig Ferguson
  30. I didn’t flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it. – Craig Ferguson
  31. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I’m telling you why,Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass. – Craig Ferguson
  32. I don’t think being a comedian gives you any ????ing insight into what makes people laugh. – Craig Ferguson
  33. I’m gonna enjoy being old I think I’ll be awesome at it. – Craig Ferguson
  34. Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck. – Craig Ferguson
  35. I don’t think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970’s. That’s when I discovered it anyway. – Craig Ferguson
  36. I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never ????ing again. – Craig Ferguson
  37. When in doubt about who’s to blame. Blame the English. – Craig Ferguson
  38. When in doubt about who’s to blame. Blame the English. – Craig Ferguson
  39. If I start giving people what they like I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me. – Craig Ferguson
  40. I dont hate it he thought, panting in the cold air, the iron New England dark; I dont. I dont! I dont hate it! I dont hate it! – William Faulkner

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