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At CBS, I'm in your house. I'm mindful of that. When I do standup, you're in my home and I can say what I want to.

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.
– Craig Ferguson

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  10. The home is always a home and a noble place for shaping hearts! A good home is good for life! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
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  25. By the power of Steven Wright’s Beard! – Craig Ferguson
  26. If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! – Craig Ferguson
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