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I'm almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants?

I’m almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants?
– Dani Harper

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  1. Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don’t.There’s just not much middle ground when it comes to technology. – Dani Harper
  2. Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. – Stephen King
  3. Oh don’t be such a fuss pot,- said the fairy, -œor I’ll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants! – Julie B Campbell
  4. Sometimes the universe conspires to give you what you really want, Liam. And it’s your job to let it. – Dani Harper
  5. Perhaps the so-called civilized world was a great noisy burden beneath all its wonders, and it was a relief to let go of it for a while. – Dani Harper
  6. Life is naught but battles big and small, and most of them unexpected. – Dani Harper
  7. Aye, well, it’s like a battle. Ya lay yer plans, then when they go wrong, ya make things up as ya go. – Dani Harper
  8. High to low, roof to floor, wall to wall, and door to door; Basement deep to sky above, fill this home with light and love. – Dani Harper
  9. Education and assimilation were devastatingly effective at controlling a conquered people. – Dani Harper
  10. Rhys was hot enough to bake cookies on. – Dani Harper
  11. Romans and fairies and death dogs, oh my. – Dani Harper
  12. I’m here for your pants and shoes. – Robin Bielman
  13. Some vampires wouldn’t react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn’t recommend testing the theory. – Molly Harper
  14. Before walking in someone else’s shoes, you have to remove your shoes first. – Dr Asoka Jinadasa
  15. I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. – Mindy Kaling
  16. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! – Billy Connolly
  17. We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes. – Janusz KorwinMikke
  18. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes. – Anonymous
  19. I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better. – George Carlin
  20. I can walk without shoes and live without cloths, but I cannot live without dignity even for a second. – MF Moonzajer
  21. A god without wrath, without intimidation, without punishment, without hell? It would be a paper tiger, a teddy bear! – Bangambiki Habyarimana
  22. How on earth did I get here, and where the hell are my pants? – John Nunley
  23. No one spoke more about hell than Jesus did, and the hell He came to save men from was not only a hell on earth . . .it was something to come. – Billy Graham
  24. People ask whether there is Hell. Yes, there is Hell: Hate is Hell! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  25. To hell with you. To hell with you and to hell with the Internet. – Ray Bradbury
  26. Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscribed In one self place, for where we are is hell, And where hell is must we ever be. – Christopher Marlowe
  27. I want to know why you love me.Because I don’t make sense without you. You’re part of me. – Dani Pettrey
  28. A little vanilla never hurt anybody.- He nipped her ankle. -œGreat shoes by the way. Sexy as hell. – Hanna Lui
  29. There is no shadow without the sun.No suffering without divinity.No fear without love.No despair without desire.No hopelessness without faith. – Brownell Landrum
  30. Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one-”the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts, – CS Lewis
  31. People say things are going to be Hell without even the slightest notion of what Hell is. – Karina Halle
  32. The sole/soul purpose of a book is to be read. – Dani J Caile
  33. To forget oneself-to lose oneself in the music, in the moment- that kind of absorption seems to be at the heart of every creative endeavor. – Dani Shapiro
  34. Hard-ons don’t make you think less. They make you think stupid. – Dani Alexander
  35. Yeah-¦hey, you have a male here.- Shay walked toward the hall, sniffing the air. -œAnd he’s human. Way to go, Dani! – Lia Davis
  36. You humans live in shallow waters – Dani J Caile
  37. Gone was the reflexive need to see the worst in things. Before the tumors took her life, they gave her a few moments of grace. – Dani Shapiro
  38. Everything you need to know about life can be learned from a genuine and ongoing attempt to write – Dani Shapiro
  39. The thing about ‘colour’ is that it’s not all about the money or the prestige, but it’s about showing what life is all about. Without it… – Anthony T Hincks
  40. Exercising a spiritual gift without showing true love is meaningless. – Jim George

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