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Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?

Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?
– Elle Lothlorien

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  22. Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch. – Elle Lothlorien
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