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I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.

I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  1. Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her. – Elle Lothlorien
  2. I can’t say I have any confidence in confidence. I have confidence that God is with us in all things, both tender and tough. – Jan Karon
  3. You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair. – Elle Lothlorien
  4. This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except for service animals. – Elle Lothlorien
  5. We cannot properly defend and protect ourselves without confidence. Confidence is vital, we must learn that confidence in life matters a lot. – AuliqIce
  6. True self-confidence never needs to degrade the confidence of others in order to grow. If it does, it’s not confidence at all-¦it’s ego. – Charles F Glassman
  7. Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them. – Steve Hamilton
  8. Nothing is funnier than unhappiness. – Samuel Beckett
  9. If I’ll be funnier than this, I’ll become a joke. – Chandan Sharma
  10. Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring. – Rebecca Murphy
  11. Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. – Elle Lothlorien
  12. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  13. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
  14. The words -˜drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? – Elle Lothlorien
  15. Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when -˜Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. – Elle Lothlorien
  16. Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. – Elle Lothlorien
  17. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
  18. Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while–the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. – Elle Lothlorien
  19. Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. – Elle Lothlorien
  20. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
  21. I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality. – Elle Lothlorien
  22. I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. – Elle Lothlorien
  23. I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. – Elle Lothlorien
  24. You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking -˜why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. – Elle Lothlorien
  25. I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. – Elle Lothlorien
  26. Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch. – Elle Lothlorien
  27. I believe the phrase you’re looking for is -˜too much money and not enough things to spend it on. – Elle Lothlorien
  28. Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? – Elle Lothlorien
  29. Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. – Elle Lothlorien
  30. No thanks-¦Dodo, was it? I don’t know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. – Elle Lothlorien
  31. The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. – Elle Lothlorien
  32. I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break. – Elle Lothlorien
  33. I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. – Elle Lothlorien
  34. How do you tactfully spin the term -œman-whore- to someone’s sister? – Elle Lothlorien
  35. Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien
  36. My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien
  37. I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien
  38. You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien
  39. Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien
  40. Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien

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