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You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word -˜motel.

You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel.
– Elle Lothlorien

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  3. Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
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  14. Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. – Elle Lothlorien
  15. Right, ‘the Queen of Hearts.’ Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. – Elle Lothlorien
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  19. Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a ???? isn’t against the law in any country. – Elle Lothlorien
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