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You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)stranger.

You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)stranger.
– Gena Showalter

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  2. I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist – Gena Showalter
  3. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you. – Gena Showalter
  4. Um i’m happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,’ Paris muttered. – Gena Showalter
  5. Dallas popped his jaw. -œI do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man. – Gena Showalter
  6. What was worse, he couldn’t tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her. – Gena Showalter
  7. No one could ever truly be free as long as they loved, and life wasn’t worth living without love. So freedom? Overrated. – Gena Showalter
  8. She’s beauty and she’s the beast, rolled into one. – Gena Showalter
  9. But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You’ll see. – Zacharel – Gena Showalter
  10. It is my job-no,-my privilege-to make the fire become an inferno. -Gray – Gena Showalter
  11. Let your light shine, never look back and live as if today is your last day…because it just might be. – Gena Showalter
  12. Last will never be more important than commitment. Commitment stacks the odds of a successful relationship in my favor. – Gena Showalter
  13. We’re gonna lie when the truth is hard? That’s how this relationship is going to work? All righty, then. – Gena Showalter
  14. Oh, sweet! New man meat’s made it to town, y’all. Let’s gobble. – Gena Showalter
  15. He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl ????-”household tasks! – Gena Showalter
  16. The air smelled like testosterone and manflesh again. (That was a thing, right?) – Gena Showalter
  17. You are mine, woman, and I am yours. Until you, my life was desolate. I existed, but I didn’t truly live. Now I live, even in my death. – Gena Showalter
  18. Need a triumph, his demon whined.I’ll get you one. Promise.Sure?What are you, Doubt? Yeah, I’m sure. – Gena Showalter
  19. What do you think is the problem? You’re a cute kid-­-uh, guy. Man. You’re a cuteman. – Gena Showalter
  20. Giving up is the only sure way to fail. – Gena Showalter
  21. Giving up is the only sure way to fail. – Gena Showalter
  22. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I might be a vampire so I don’t give a shit. I’ll heal – Gena Showalter
  23. One day,- Dane snarled, -œI’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich. – Gena Showalter
  24. You speak as if I actually have a soul. As if mine wasn’t ripped from me by lies and betrayal. – Gena Showalter
  25. Feelings are fleeting, no matter how eart-shattering they seem; they never last, always change. – Gena Showalter
  26. A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other. – Gena Showalter
  27. If you’d rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won’t hate you for more than a day. Maybe two. – Gena Showalter
  28. Evelyn: There’s nothing wrong with embracing one’s emotions.Brittany: Mom, You don’t just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core. – Gena Showalter
  29. Knock him out, Paris!”Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it? – Gena Showalter
  30. Once I learned, I went online and ordered every romance novel I could find. They’re fairy tales for grown-ups. – Gena Showalter
  31. He was in my nose, my mouth, on my skin, inside my cells, deep in the marrow of my bones. Just then, he was everything to me. – Gena Showalter
  32. Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think. – Werner Heisenberg
  33. The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. – John Burdon Sanderson Haldane
  34. Talk to strangers politely… Every friend you have now was once a stranger, although not every stranger becomes a friend. – Israelmore Ayivor
  35. Kicking a police car? Really?’ Caleb shrugged. ‘Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? – Sherrilyn Kenyon
  36. Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it. – Steven Magee
  37. Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. – Amit Kalantri
  38. A friend of mine gave me a rainbow and it made me happy. So, I in turn, gave it to a complete stranger and then it made both of us smile. – Anthony T Hincks
  39. I am two people. One goes through the motions, rolling from one thing to the next; the other is withdrawn, watching a complete stranger. – Doug Cooper
  40. For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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