I fart in your general direction.
– Graham Chapman
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- If you walk in any direction walk in the direction toward your greatest dream. – Shannon L Alder
- You don’t command wind in the direction it blows, but you command a ship in the direction it sails. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Leadership is about focus and concentrations. To be in focus, choose a clear direction. To concentrate, remain in that direction! – Israelmore Ayivor
- It’s better to make baby steps in the right direction than big steps in the wrong direction! – Lily Amis
- When one conducts himself in the wrong direction, he goes downward and his conduct in the right direction will take him upward! – Dada Bhagwan
- Do not confuse location with direction. Location is where you are, direction is where you are going. – Laura Busche
- you may be wrong to be right in the wrong direction, but, what is the wrong direction? – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- Tell me the direction of your thoughts and I will tell you the direction of your life! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten. – Graham Chapman
- Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark – Graham Chapman
- He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James – Marthe Jocelyn
- I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. – Karl Pilkington
- Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit. – Stephen K Amos
- Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though’, said the squadron leader. ‘Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride? – Robert Rankin
- A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. – Frater UD
- Laugh and the world laughs with you.Fart and you’re on your own. – Peter James West
- We need grandchildren here,- Pete’s mother said to mewhen we visited. -œYou don’t get married just to eat and fart. – Abigal Muchecheti
- Rotten, dirty, back-slapping, wine-quaffing, haemorrhoid-hosting, goat-shagging, fart-sniffing, Crispin-loving, gold-snatching bastards!!! – Aaron DEste
- Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church. – James Patterson
- Pity, I’ve learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can’t stand anyone else’s. – Jonathan Tropper
- You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows. – Jamie Farrell
- Humans listen to their hearts so ????ing loud that they mute their dumbass brains. – The Fart Blast
- You’re not stupid, you’re just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons! – The Fart Blast
- An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart. – Martyn V Halm
- Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. – Khaled Hosseini
- But fear and fascination are yokefellows, oxen out of step but pulling in the same direction… – Winston Graham
- The Bible is a living Book and can be trusted for its advice and direction and knowledge of God. – Billy Graham
- Conscience is the detective that watches the direction of our steps and decries every conscious transgression. – Billy Graham
- Jokes are many things. ‘Funny’ is only one of them. – Melinda Chapman
- We have nothing to fear from others because approval and acceptance lies within ourselves.from Chapter 4 – Mare Chapman
- The living take a part of the dead with them, carrying them around in their minds, like a song that lingers after the music has been turned off. – Fern Schumer Chapman
- If you think you’ve seen it all, put on your sunglasses, because you’re about to be surprised. – Vannetta Chapman
- I would rather know than believe. – M Chapman
- Words cut deeper than knives. A knife can be pulled out, words are embedded into our souls. – William Chapman
- Always there has been an adventure just around the corner–and the world is still full of corners. – Roy Chapman Andrews
- Sit back and enjoy. And remember: Always be careful what you say around your kids. – Donna Chapman Gilbert
- I wish I could have healed your misery, quenched your sorrow. – Ana Chapman
- Forget your mistakes but remember what they taught you. – Vannetta Chapman