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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
– Groucho Marx

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  2. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx
  3. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
  4. I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. – Groucho Marx
  5. With the possible exception of clothes, beauty salons and Frank Sinatra, there are few subjects all women agree upon. – Groucho Marx
  6. Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor. – Groucho Marx
  7. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx
  8. Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck’s terrible.) – Groucho Marx
  9. Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx
  10. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx
  11. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. – Groucho Marx
  12. While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. – Groucho Marx
  13. Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. – Groucho Marx
  14. A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket. – Groucho Marx
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  16. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. – Groucho Marx
  17. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
  18. The only real laughter comes from despair. – Groucho Marx
  19. It is very rare for a child of God to find gold and crude oil on the floor to fetch. He/she must dig and dig deeply well!!! – Israelmore Ayivor
  20. When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I reasoned as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things. – Holy Bible
  21. Family can’t understand feeling of a child by giving money to him/her.you can understand the child feeling by talking with him/her – Sher E Yazdan
  22. Are deepest desires are: someone to understand us, someone to appreciate us, someone to inspire us, and someone to enjoy what we are. – Debasish Mridha
  23. Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you’d most like not to lose. – Neil Gaiman
  24. This is the music business. ‘Five years is five hundred years’ – your words. – Jennifer Egan
  25. The five senses offer us five different ways of shutting out reality. What is intuition and what does it perceive? – Nanamoli Thera
  26. Just five minutes, God, I chant like some hostage negotiator on the brink of a resolution. Five minutes alone. Please, please. Please. – Shannon Celebi
  27. That will be so amusing! You will have five hundred million little bells,and I shall have five hundred million springs of fresh water… – Antoine de SaintExupry
  28. The secret to creating a five-star sleeping environment is about using your five senses. – Stan Jacobs
  29. Five minutes ago is gone, never to be seen again. Five minutes from now, isn’t here yet….What are you going to do with it? – T L Henry
  30. Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers – six if one went to Harvard. – Edgar Fiedler
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  32. The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where is it? – Charles Stross
  33. The best cure for a stick up your ???? is a dog to play fetch with. – Ryan Lilly
  34. Sometimes you literally need some pressure on your shoulder, to fetch the best in you… – Shivam Saxena
  35. If you have to die like a worm, die that way, complaining will not fetch you anything extra. – Rabisankar Bal
  36. The most powerful and strongest part in your body is your ‘brain’. It can fetch u anything.. Use it and Use it wisely. – honeya
  37. I’d tell you to fetch a match, but you have always had your own spark. – Courtney Milan
  38. I wasn’t born to fetch, or sit, or accept a beating. I’m here to be me, to write, and know my purpose. – Fennel Hudson
  39. And fetch some straw.We’ll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn’t sleep soft tonight.--œStraw. I love luxury. – Joanna Bourne
  40. Now that’s true poetic irony. I rush into battle to defend the fair name of Rose Larkin, and what does she do but fetch Robert to stop me. – Franny Billingsley

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