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Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.

Good, because if the guy isn’t making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn’t anything to write home to mom about.
– J Lynn

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  1. Write. Write write write write WRITE. Write. Now.(This is an inspirational writing quote.) – Jen Lynn Anderson
  2. He’s never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about. – Tom Stoppard
  3. Home isn’t a place. It’s not having a bed to come home to, or a yard, or a Christmas tree at the holidays. Home is the people who love you. – Jennifer Lynn Barnes
  4. Write, write, write! Get your you-know-what in the chair and write more books: write the books of your heart and don’t let stress steal your joy. – Sarra Cannon
  5. I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
  6. You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone. – John Madden
  7. My beauty is my eccentricity, when I am out people stare at me and speak, look at that creative guy, unique guy, different guy. – Amit Kalantri
  8. People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it’s dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? – Hector Himeros
  9. Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend? Why doesn’t she know about your real one? – TimmyHe’s English! And Mom…Mom hates foreigners! – Cat – Jeaniene Frost
  10. You cry in your room. I cry in my room. Mom cries in Mom’s room. And in the morning everyone pretends like they never cried once in their life. – Natasha Friend
  11. My mom is cool and my mom will treat you right. – Sam Hyde
  12. my mother and then my mom then my mom – wael abd
  13. The best advice is not to write what you know, it’s to write what you like. Write the kind of story you like best- write the story you want to read. – Austin Kleon
  14. The only way to write is to write. Writers write. And when they’ve written, they write some more. – Jasper Fforde
  15. Home isn’t a place. Home is the people who love you most, the people who will always love you, forever and ever, no matter what. – Jennifer Lynn Barnes
  16. If they don’t walk away, we have to walk away, and sometimes we do it crying. – Donna Lynn Hope
  17. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. – Oscar Wilde
  18. Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex. – Bryan Lee OMalley
  19. Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
  20. Racism is not funny, because it won’t solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. – Werley Nortreus
  21. It’s funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad – wasn’t so bad after all. – Connor Franta
  22. I don’t write comedy. I write drama that’s funny. – Gregor Collins
  23. The home is always a home and a noble place for shaping hearts! A good home is good for life! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
  24. Who you are and what you believe in is your real home, the only home no one can take from you, the only home that will last. – Adam Bagdasarian
  25. Home is neither here nor there. Home is within you, or home is nowhere at all. – Hermann Hesse
  26. It’s not about making the right choice. It’s about making a choice and making it right. – JR Rim
  27. We all are manufacturers in a way – making good, making trouble or making excuses. – H V Adolt
  28. It’s sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded. – Toba Beta
  29. I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin – Bill Watterson
  30. I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow.- He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. – Zoe Cruz
  31. It’d be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant. – John Marsden
  32. I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny…but seriously m not!!! – shashankbisht
  33. A lot of people here some South in your mouth, and they automatically think you’re dumb. They think if you talk funny, you are funny. -“ Lloyd Hand – David Pietrusza
  34. Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don’t, no matter how funny they are. – Roy Station
  35. Mom, camping is not a date; it’s an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. – Yvonne Prinz
  36. Wherever mom is, there is my heart and my home. – Debasish Mridha
  37. Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly. – J Lynn
  38. P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug – Jodi Lynn Anderson
  39. What does a guy say to that? What does an inexperienced guy say to a beautiful, smart, proper girl who’s not supposed to say things like that? – SA Tawks
  40. If I want to ???? a guy, I want to ???? a guy. – SE Jakes

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