Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.
– Jacob M Appel
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- Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date. – Jacob M Appel
- If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men ?????es…. – Jacob M Appel
- The boss is never your friend, even if you’re sleeping with him. – Jacob M Appel
- Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history. – Jacob M Appel
- Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win. – Jacob M Appel
- A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. – Jacob M Appel
- A sensitive person must find a sensitive life partner otherwise a raw life partner would become a puzzle for his/her entire life – Muhammad Anwar Jalil
- There is nothing great about having sex or ‘not having’ sex. – Daya Kudari
- I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
- Addiction does not cause partner abuse, and recovery from addiction does not -œcure- partner abuse. – Lundy Bancroft
- Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Woody Allen
- Not having enough talent seemed almost worse than not having any, because having a little meant having just enough to know what you lacked – Kat Howard
- People desire for spices in their life I want some sugar. – Amit Abraham
- Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones. – Scott B Pruden
- Genuine polemics approach a book as lovingly as a cannibal spices a baby. – Walter Benjamin
- Words are like spices. Too many is worse than too few. – Joan Aiken
- Salt is added to dried rose petals with the perfume and spices, when we store them away in covered jars, the summers of our past. – Wallace Stegner
- Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. – Oscar Wilde
- Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex. – Bryan Lee OMalley
- Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
- People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it’s dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? – Hector Himeros
- If you can’t have frank and honest discussions with your partner about sex, you’d better be damn good with your hands. – Stuart Hazleton
- In fact, it has been said that when you have sex with someone, you are actually having sex with everyone who ever slept with that individual. – James C Dobson
- It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought. – Kurt Vonnegut Jr
- You said one day you would come back for usThe ones that believed in youThe ones that asked you into their heartsThe ones that served you – April Nichole
- Writing is like having sex. The people who never shut up about doing it are usually the ones who don’t know what the hell they’re doing. – Greg Sisco
- Being alone is not synonymous with incompleteness.Having a partner is not a precondition for completeness. – Khang Kijarro Nguyen
- Having a hearing is educational. Having a hearing with television cameras is useful. Having a hearing with two rows of television cameras is Heaven. – Tim Wirth
- Doing nothing accomplishes nothing, gains nothing, changes nothing, and wins nothing. You have to make a move. – Richelle E Goodrich
- Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex. – H Havelock Ellis
- If a man brags about his sex life he’s a stud, but if a woman brags about her sex life she’s a slut. – Anthony Liccione
- There’s nothing more devastating in a marriage than when a spouse puts their work, their desires above their partner’s heart. – Solange nicole
- The faster you search for a new partner, the faster you will get over your break-up blues-¦. Love is nothing more than an illusion. – Aman Jassal
- Many are busy looking for a life partner and they lose touch of their life’s purpose. – Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha
- I never feel alone realizing the fact that my life is my only life partner – Munia Khan
- Jack, I think I’m having a mid-life crisis. Oh Mom, you’re way too old to be having a mid-life crisis. – Irene RubaumKeller