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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
– Woody Allen

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  4. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
  5. Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen
  6. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. – Woody Allen
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  9. I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
  10. A sensitive person must find a sensitive life partner otherwise a raw life partner would become a puzzle for his/her entire life – Muhammad Anwar Jalil
  11. Addiction does not cause partner abuse, and recovery from addiction does not -œcure- partner abuse. – Lundy Bancroft
  12. Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner. – Jacob M Appel
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  15. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. – Woody Allen
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