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The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
– Woody Allen

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  2. Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
  3. Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen
  4. The most expensive sex is free sex – Woody Allen
  5. Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right. – Woody Allen
  6. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
  7. Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Woody Allen
  8. I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
  9. That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. – Rick Riordan
  10. Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don’t you think? I mean if you enjoy it. – Peter Heller
  11. The difference between the right spouse and the wrong spouse is the difference between a soul mate and a cell mate. – RA Mathis
  12. There is a big difference between a tree and a wood! There is a big difference between a thinking society and an unthinking society! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  13. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. – Woody Allen
  14. I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me. – Woody Allen
  15. I believe people ought to mate for life…like pigeons or Catholics. – Woody Allen
  16. I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen
  17. I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. – Woody Allen
  18. You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life – Woody Allen
  19. Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka’s. – Woody Allen
  20. Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
  21. There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
  22. I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. – Woody Allen
  23. Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. – Woody Allen
  24. Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat…college, – Woody Allen
  25. We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices… – Woody Allen
  26. When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that ‘he may tarry,’ we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen. – Christopher Hitchens
  27. When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. – Woody Allen
  28. If you want to have some fun ,Make some friends and have fun together.If you don’t want to get hurted ,Be alone and nobody can hurt you. – Akash B Chandran
  29. We read to know we’re not alone. We read because we are alone. We read and we are not alone. We are not alone. – Gabrielle Zevin
  30. We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for a moment that we’re not alone. – Orson Welles
  31. There should be as much difference between the worldling and the Christian, as between hell and heaven, between destruction and eternal life. – Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  32. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. – Oscar Wilde
  33. Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex. – Bryan Lee OMalley
  34. Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
  35. Magic lies in between things, between the day and the night, between yellow and blue, between any two things. – Charles de Lint
  36. I can tell the difference between the acts of a man and the acts of God. That’s why I still believe. I could always tell the difference. – Dee Henderson
  37. What’s the difference between rain and grain? Only a g, though they both grow in the land, and they don’t land but fall. What a difference a g makes! – Ana Claudia Antunes
  38. There is a difference between speaking the truth in love and judging someone hypocritically…make sure you know the difference before you speak! – Pauline Seaport
  39. I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed-”not sex-”but sex was how we got there. – Amy Hempel
  40. What is the difference in being alone with another and being alone by one’s self? – Henrik Ibsen

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