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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
– Woody Allen

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  1. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. – Woody Allen
  2. The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. – Woody Allen
  3. The most expensive sex is free sex – Woody Allen
  4. Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right. – Woody Allen
  5. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
  6. Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
  7. Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Woody Allen
  8. I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
  9. That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. – Rick Riordan
  10. Pursuing fun is exhausting. Having fun is just fun. Much more relaxing just to do your work, don’t you think? I mean if you enjoy it. – Peter Heller
  11. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. – Woody Allen
  12. I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me. – Woody Allen
  13. I believe people ought to mate for life…like pigeons or Catholics. – Woody Allen
  14. I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen
  15. I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. – Woody Allen
  16. You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life – Woody Allen
  17. Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka’s. – Woody Allen
  18. Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
  19. There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
  20. I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. – Woody Allen
  21. Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. – Woody Allen
  22. Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat…college, – Woody Allen
  23. We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices… – Woody Allen
  24. When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that ‘he may tarry,’ we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen. – Christopher Hitchens
  25. When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. – Woody Allen
  26. If neither crying nor laughing can change my circumstances, then I rather go through them laughing. – Moffat Machingura
  27. You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. – Michael Pritchard
  28. Wit had conquered science by laughing it out of court. – Philip Schuyler Allen
  29. The real fun of life is in laughing – Azhar Sabri
  30. Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. – Hunter S Thompson
  31. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. – Oscar Wilde
  32. Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex. – Bryan Lee OMalley
  33. Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
  34. Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are. – Bauvard
  35. Nice! There’s no fun in nice. I’ll be myself and you’ll all love me for it. – JE Allen
  36. It’s a sad state of affairs when we make fun of people for reading instead of making reading fun for people. – Jen Selinsky
  37. People think that fun in Christ is non-existent, but there is fun wherever your heart lives. – Criss Jami
  38. The more you focus on fun, the more fun you have. – AD Posey
  39. To a man, a woman is fun to be with -¦ until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with -¦ until he loses his job. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. What’s fun for other people may not be fun for you- and vice versa. – Gretchen Rubin

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