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The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
– Woody Allen

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  8. Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen
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  10. We who engage in nonviolent direct action are not the creators of tension. We merely bring to the surface hidden tension that is already alive – Martin Luther King Jr
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  14. I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me. – Woody Allen
  15. I was between them, and as the tension sparked, I felt like a small rodent trapped between mastodons. – Phillipa Bornikova
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  26. I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. – Woody Allen
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  30. When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that ‘he may tarry,’ we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen. – Christopher Hitchens
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