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I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and ???? Cheney shot her.

I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and ???? Cheney shot her.
– Jon Stewart

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