A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.
– Kathy Bryson
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- Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun. – Kathy Bryson
- Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn’t mean it can’t act like the little ????ing demon it is. – NL Gervasio
- It is wrong to kill anyone. It is wrong to kill those who kill. It is wrong to kill the executioner. The laws on murder must be killed! – Charles Nodier
- A drop of faith can create a hailstorm of success. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Writing is like surfing on a wild sea, in the middle of a moonless night, in a hailstorm, on a deserted island.Yeah… that about sums it up. – Heena Rathore P
- I heard -˜naked’ and -˜full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone. – Kathy Bryson
- I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you’ll have to ask and not be crying when you do. – Kathy Bryson
- You are never to drive like that,- I told them. -œEven if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar. – Kathy Bryson
- How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs? – Kathy Bryson
- I love the man,- Megan said as she took a seat, -œbut honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me. – Kathy Bryson
- I’m an ???,- the voice on the phone said. -œA complete and total ass. – Kathy Bryson
- It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn’t completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me. – Kathy Bryson
- Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one! – Kathy Bryson
- Ah, that’s just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening. – Kathy Bryson
- No, really,- she said. -œWe get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him. – Kathy Bryson
- You could have agreed to disagree,- Megan argued. -œThen you could kiss and make up. That could be fun. – Kathy Bryson
- You can’t have it both ways. Either I’m Irish and can talk, or I’m a man and I can’t. – Kathy Bryson
- That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference. – Kathy Bryson
- Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up. – Kathy Bryson
- Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again. – Kathy Bryson
- That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time. – Kathy Bryson
- Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning. – Kathy Bryson Fighting Mad
- It was easy to imagine he’d just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn’t going there. – Kathy Bryson
- Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay. – Kathy Bryson
- My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat. – Kathy Bryson
- Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real. – Kathy Bryson
- Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them! – Kathy Bryson
- Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. – Kathy Bryson
- You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding. – Kathy Bryson
- Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? – Kathy Bryson
- No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too. – Kathy Bryson
- It was never just about the money. – Kathy Bryson
- She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. – Kathy Bryson
- It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow. – Tara Sivec
- Kicking a police car? Really?’ Caleb shrugged. ‘Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? – Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Driving your car through deep pools of flood water is a great way of making your car unreliable. Smart people turn around and avoid it. – Steven Magee
- Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. – Amit Kalantri
- Its snaky acids kiss.It petrifies the will. These are the isolate, slow faults That kill, that kill, that kill. – Sylvia Plath
- one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill. – Patricia Highsmith
- The character was created by you, if you kill yourself you kill the character, it happen because you done it… you don’t realise it! – Deyth Banger