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I'm an ???,- the voice on the phone said. -œA complete and total ass.

I’m an ???,- the voice on the phone said. -œA complete and total ass.
– Kathy Bryson

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  1. Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them! – Kathy Bryson
  2. Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun. – Kathy Bryson
  3. This was before voice mail, recorded phone messages you can’t escape. Life was easier then. You just didn’t pick up the phone. – Joyce Carol Oates
  4. I love the man,- Megan said as she took a seat, -œbut honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me. – Kathy Bryson
  5. No, really,- she said. -œWe get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him. – Kathy Bryson
  6. No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too. – Kathy Bryson
  7. Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky-”then toss your phone into the bushes. – Waylon H Lewis
  8. There will come a time when it isn’t ‘They’re spying on me through my phone’ anymore. Eventually, it will be ‘My phone is spying on me’. – Philip K
  9. I heard -˜naked’ and -˜full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone. – Kathy Bryson
  10. I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you’ll have to ask and not be crying when you do. – Kathy Bryson
  11. You are never to drive like that,- I told them. -œEven if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar. – Kathy Bryson
  12. How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs? – Kathy Bryson
  13. It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn’t completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me. – Kathy Bryson
  14. Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one! – Kathy Bryson
  15. Ah, that’s just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening. – Kathy Bryson
  16. You could have agreed to disagree,- Megan argued. -œThen you could kiss and make up. That could be fun. – Kathy Bryson
  17. You can’t have it both ways. Either I’m Irish and can talk, or I’m a man and I can’t. – Kathy Bryson
  18. That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference. – Kathy Bryson
  19. Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up. – Kathy Bryson
  20. Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again. – Kathy Bryson
  21. That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time. – Kathy Bryson
  22. Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning. – Kathy Bryson Fighting Mad
  23. It was easy to imagine he’d just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn’t going there. – Kathy Bryson
  24. Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay. – Kathy Bryson
  25. My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat. – Kathy Bryson
  26. Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real. – Kathy Bryson
  27. A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm. – Kathy Bryson
  28. Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. – Kathy Bryson
  29. You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding. – Kathy Bryson
  30. Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? – Kathy Bryson
  31. It was never just about the money. – Kathy Bryson
  32. She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. – Kathy Bryson
  33. What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan’s big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass. – JL McCoy
  34. The history of your world is filled with the voice of the victor, the voice of power, although it was not always a voice of sanity, by any means. – Barbara Marciniak
  35. I will have my serpent’s tongue – my woman’s voice, my sexual voice, my poet’s voice. I will overcome the tradition of silence. – Gloria E Anzalda
  36. His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
  37. is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
  38. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
  40. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane

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